I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.
Love Welsh’s writing. In your face and written in a Scottish dialect. Here’s an example from Trainspotting:
Ah want you to dae us in the arse now. First though, ah’m gaunnae Vaseline your dick heavily, so that it doesnae hurt me when you put it in. My muscles’ll be tight, cause this is new tae me, but I’ll try tae relax. She toked hard on a joint.
I’m fucking laughing so hard right now omg XD